Clown Investment Advice

There are a lot of really smart clowns out there making gazillion$$ in the Third World. Most of them are making their money in something called a "419 Investment Strategy" where you invest in sure-fire dilithium mines, Siberian snowcone import businesses and even the occasional new religion. If any of you clowns want to make some big money to pay for big nose jobs then be sure to study the following investment strategies.

Selling Snowcones To Eskimos & Other Clown Religious Practices

Dilithium Mining (Beam Me Up Scotty)

You can order the complete MBA program at http://419eater.com/html/letters.htm. That Dr. Shiver Metimbers is one smart clown. Clown Salute!