Legal Disclaimers:

Believe it or not, lots of clowns grow up to be lawyers. Several of them are involved in the Austin Clown Crawl. Although it is next to impossible to get lawyers to agree on anything, the clown lawyers have agreed upon the following disclaimers and warranties.

1.    All clowns are innocent until proven guilty by a jury of their peers.

2.    We only used 100% organic free range clowns in the making of this story.

3.    No clowns were harmed during the making of this disclaimer.

4.    Any of the stories that are not factual are known as fiction.

5.    This website is provided "as is" with no warranties expressed or implied.

6.    The Austin Clown Crawl is a private club for members. No mimes are allowed on the schoolbus so don't even ask! (Jesters optional)